1. David Bowie. About 35 years ago. And I would not want to date him. I would want to maul him. Graphicly. Explicitly.

Maul him.

2. Zooey Deschanel, she’s so cute and quirky.

3. Extreme Badmitton. None of that pansy tea party sort.

4. The Partridge Family. Always been a big dream of mine to ride around in a bus with David Cassidy while wearing a miniskirt and singing in a groovy band.

5. The power to speak all languages. I would be ever so smug.

6. I’d probably team up with Nico and make some killer glam folk electro rock. Except there would be glitter. Lots of glitter. And Brian Eno. Brian Eno, glitter, and Andy Warhol. And red velvet outfits with ruffles and tinfoil stars hanging from the stage. And Iggy Pop. And we’ll play Casios. Yeah. We’d be a super band…Badass.

7. I think the character I’d most like to be a real person would be Zooey Stardust (from Fritz and Zooey). I think just in a story she’s so full of life, that in reality, everyday would be a suprise.