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VANDALIZM!!!

After I finished playing videogames, I fell asleep.
I must have been out for a couple of hours, I heard the roar of a distant voice quite clearly, even though I could tell it was out side the house.
“WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED ?!”
Dad?
I got up, and shook my now even messier hair out and headed for the door.
I poked my head through the door, and saw my dad just standing on the sidewalk outside the house, with his head in his hands.
I was smart enough not to disturb the unstable and ticking time-bomb that was my Dad. I just got on to the door step, and the something caught my eye as I looked around
Holy Shit.
Every inch of the house was covered in Toilet paper,
egg yolks covered trees, and the walkway from our sidewalk to our house was spray painted.
Shit.
Who would do this? Do they have any idea that this will cost hundreds of dollars or more to fix up.
School tommorrw is gonna suck.

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