I figured it was time for another random ficlet by none other than me, and I was eating some cookies, so prepare to be astounded. Or to waste a minute or so of your life.

The Ultimate Question: Who in the world was the first person to see something dangling from a cow’s stomach and say, “Let’s squeeze these and see what comes out.”? And who was the first one to decide to make it into a creamy and fattening white cream that you put inbetween two chocolate circles and dip into even more milk? These are important questions in life.

What I don’t get is, instead of asking those two very important questions, why people are so obsessed with, “What came first: the chicken or the egg?”!!! Who cares? One came first and then the other followed. They are here now and rather tasty if you don’t mind my saying so. (If you do I’m sorry.) (And it was the chicken first.)

More to this rant is yet to come but I won’t completely go into it I’ll just leave you with: who came up with the story of Santa’s elves?