5. So, you know Palpatine was in Star Wars not Star Trek?

4. Yeah, I liked it. I especially liked the part where you kept Tom Bombadill’s dialog going for about six pages.

3. Oh, I get it…Chewbacca gambles. He’s a wookie bookie.

2. Um, I don’t think that you should have A’Tuin in your Hitch Hiker’s Guide.

1. I’m sorry. I’m kind of…um…seeing someone right now. But, I’m sure you’ll find someone at the Comicon.