uhummmmmm? “You look awful Larry, what happend?”

” Kelsey threw me out last night and I slept in the car.”
” Why?”
“She caught me on the phone talking to another women”
“How did that happend was she home when you made the phone call?”
“Did you not hear her when she came in the house?”

“No! I was to busy going over my lines for the school play”
” Oh then, did you atleast explain?”

“Explain what? you know how women are they don’t want you to explain they want to know who and how.”

“Larry, Kelsey on the phone?”

” Yeah, what you want?”
” I want to know if you are going to tell the truth now?
“Truth for what all you think about is who I am fooling around with.”

“You got that right, I don’t believe a word you say and further more I don’t appreicate you having phone sex on my phone.”

” See, thats why men cheat, first you don’t trust someone then you assume you know everything thats going on.”

“Well you know the phone bill will be comming in soon.”

“So!”
” Then I will know who.”....