Ah, it appears that the “ficlet code” has broken the last line. Disappointing!

haha, brilliant. i just love the desparity of his journey, and the delivery, with the quiet nod and departure.
LoA

“Two doors parked in the driveway”?

Little more proofreading, hmm? XD

Clever wording, I know. Well, it’s fixed now.

But was it timely? I mean it’s hard to beat the express mail service. He must have been worried about the contents being liquid, perishable, or potentially hazardous.

Very silly story. It would make a good commercial.