Our police car was parked outside a bar in South Jersey

We spotted a man leaving the bar so drunk
he couldn’t walk straight. He stumbled all over the parking lot.

The drunkard fumbled with his his keys at the doors of six different cars.
Other people began to leave the bar, but we kept our eyes on the drunk in question.
The car started, he honked the horn several times and then pulled out of the lot weaving back and forth.

My partner and I waited patiently and then pulled him over before he left the lot.
We gave him the Breathalyzer test.

It indicated that he had zero alcohol in his system. We figured the Breathalyzer was malfucntioning.

“You’ll have to come with us sir, the breathalyzer seems to be broken,” I said.

“I don’t think so I didnt have anything to drink officers, ” I’m the designated decoy.”