The Forced Rhyming!

lost in an endless maze
what i really need is a lathe

to fashion a baseball bat
and club that damn guy with the hat

that told me about the guard
who always tells the truth
and cooks with lots of lard
up on the roof

with the other one
who stabs people who ask tricky questions
for the sake of his mum
and her lard-fed double chins

(inspired by Randall Munroe’s xkcd strip at )

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