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Random Ramblings About Jeremiah

Even though people think he was Jeremiah was not a bullfrog. He was a goliath frog. Most people have never heard of the goliath frog. They say Jeremiah was huge so he must’ve been a bullfrog. If he had stripes would they have called him a zebra. Knowing society probably. Well, society can’t be trusted in the naming of frogs, especially when the letter ‘J’ is involved. I mean look at all the things out there with ‘J’ in them. Jab. Not a pleasant thought huh? Jar. People keep bugs in jars and they die. Jail. It wouldn’t be fun to go there. Think of poor Jeremiah. Of all the letters in the alphabet they pick ‘J.’ Coincidence? I think not. By George some one must do something. Save the goliath frog from Jeremiah’s evil ways. Jeremiah is actually a girl! I mean come on. What man would sing joy to the world with little children? And whats up with joy to the fishies in the deep blue sea? Some of those fishies kill him. I think that Jeremiah was a made up plot to occupy children everywhere. But it won’t fool me!

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