“do you think we’ll live on the moon by the time were old?” Tally Said, “well i do. but i am a little afraid. its not getting there that scares me, but what if we upset some force in the universe-”

“oh!”Cecily said, “like aliens!”

“well, i was thinking we would set the moon off-balance and it would go hurdling towards the sun but-”

“no! the alians! the ones that live on the moon.”

“what? their are none…”

“hah! none that we know of.”

“well screw them. this is america, OUR flag is on there, so we own it. America owns the moon.”

“idiot. no. the alians own the moon.”

“then how come they havn’t booted us off already?”

“well…their mute”

“oh. yes. so there passifists? they could see us but-”

“oh! did i say mute? i ment…..blind. yes. blind AND mute.”

“ok. so theirs blind and mute aliens living on the moon?”

“yup.”

“well, we better not mess with them.”