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J.B. Williams answers to Novellue Bardot's Random Act of Quiziness

I absolutlely find it disgusting when people show any kind of PDA , especially kissing. I think they should die where they stand and burn in the seventh circle of Hell. Even that is too merciful.

Any bathtub really, with bubbles and Eva Mendes in it.

The part in Spider-Man 3 when Harry tells Peter that the other guy is him. Right after, when he eats the cake, and says this is good cake cracks me up every time. Also, the part in the Avatar “the Day of Black Sun” when Azula says, “You’re friend just said that, genius. And since you can’t see, I think I should tell you, I’m rolling my eyes.” Such cruelty and so funny.

I made a large light bulb for science class explode when I touched it with soaking wet hands in front of a girl I liked. Needless to say, she was pissed.

My last dream was funny. I was about to “do what it do” with some hot girl and then I fell asleep.

The Cool by Lupe Fiasco
American Gangster by Jay Z
Graduation by Kanye West(inside joke)

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