hahaha i don’t know if this was supposed to be funny but, i thought it was.(i have a sick sense of humor : ] ) gym teachers ah reminds me of the movie mr.woodcock. you’ll have to sequel this…
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I’m a Stephen King fan, so short, weird, wham-what-just-happened-here?? stories like “Survivor Type” and “Morning Deliveries (Milkman No. 1)” from Skeleton Crew appeal to me :)

Spontaneous human combustion is only spontaneous if we don’t know why it happened. Nice job!

talk about in medias res!

I have to agree with heartbeats echocho, I found this very funny. The spontaneity is what makes it amusing. You should sequel!

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