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Best Gag Gift Ever!

In two months four friends will be eating dinner at a restaurant. The four of them celebrate a birthday. The man of honor is presented with a huge box. Ornately decorated with loud colored paper . He feverishly tears through the paper as if it were on fire. He opens the box. He rifles through that with the same speed. Alas! he locates the contents of the box. It is a bright blue shirt! He inspects it further to learn that in big bold black letters the word EXAAAACTLY is emblazoned on the front. . He throws his head back and laughs. And he says it out loud.. EXAAACTLY . And with this he laughs harder. So much so that the three friends cant help but join in. The whole table errupts with laughter. Unbeknownst to them, they are catching the attention of the other patrons. . A guy a few tables down looks over at his female companion, and says to her. “Heh must be some birthday gift huh?” She looks at her companion and shrugs. The four friends stare at eachother with a glazed look in thier eyes.

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