(and all the books are real and probably available from your local library… can’t vouch for quality, but Archy and Methabel has been on my Amazon wishlist forever)

I’m not a librarian, so if I got the details wrong, please correct me. Also, the main character is named after a real librarian I know.

Hehehe. I like your sketch of “Howard.”

Great last two lines. There’s one in every bunch. I’m usually that one. What about you? I know you are, ya’ banana hating weirdo.
LoA

Oh yeah, Howard’s definitely me. Amped up a little, but me.