Johnny was living on the streets, He could be seen walking around the neighborhood picking up all kinds of keepsakes. One day Johnny friend A poor soul wondering the earth hoping to find his lost shaker of salt. was asking anyone and everyone if they had his salt shaker.

They saw a knee high princess with suprisingly green eyes and horrid breath. “Princess [as they stood about 2 feet away because of her horrid breath] “do you have poor soul salt shaker?” Princess says as the steam from her breath blew in their direction. “No what salt shaker?”

They continued on until they met A girl seventeen with short black hair and a cigerette. “Girl seventeen do you have A poor soul salt shaker?” {The smoke blew out of every orifce of her head and in smoke sign she said “No”

They jump in front of the bus to stop it and get on in search of the salt shaker. Out of a bag they place clothes pens on their nose A smelly old man on the bus who had the salt shaker, they look at each other and said “He can keep it.