What could happen? This whole thing is a hallucination, right? My feet dangled out of the window for three minutes and all I felt was the lip of the metal sill biting into the back of my legs.

“Wiggle your feet.”, whispered the snake.

“Excuse me?”, I asked.

“You know, make them hoppity. ‘Be’ the bunny slippers.”, my cat explained. “Oh. Remember to explain the growth..”, he added.

“Explain the growth.. BE THE BUNNY SLIPPERS ?.... I don’t even like carrots.”, I retorted.

“Try!”

Okay.

“I am a pair of bunnies. I tried jumping out of this dratted house but am stuck because of the growth on my back. Oh… help…. me.. ”, I stated – not missing the sarcasm at all – while moving my feet. Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.

I felt stupid…. Until my feet were gently picked up by something that felt like… Oh dear… yep.. that ouch definitely feels like ow teeth… I was carefully pulled out of the window and found myself hanging upside down by my slippers, facing a dragon.