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The Rentist

True Story

I was sitting on the couch, sucking at my strawberry filled chocolate pieces. My rabbit was out for a run. You can see him in a video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xO2GVJ8uf4

Well, I sat and ate, and my rabbit jumped on the sofa, being the sofa explorer he is. Fearne is extremely curious; He smelled something good in my mouth (strawberry), and moved forward to inspect.

My rabbit is a well known licker; So I wasn’t concerned. And then, when I opened my mouth to put in another piece of chocolate…Fearne stuck his head halfway into my mouth. Fearne had turned rentist!

I yelped; He ran. That was the end of the incident. Since then he has only inspected my plates, never my mouth. He’s a rabbit that learns his lesson….

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