Gloria stood up and spat in Daniel’s face. “That was absolutely uncalled for, Gloria,” Gloria said. “I agree, Gloria,” said Daniel. Gloria sat back down, right on the remote control, and the TV went on. “Hey, look out!” said the kid on the funny home video show, but it was too late, because the dog was already humping the other kid. “Hey, now THAT ’S funny,” remarked Gloria, and they both had a good laugh.

As a side note, it’s interesting how things work out sometimes!