Hughie decided to grow a beard. He was tired of having phone calls where the help desk technician kept calling him ma’am.

Growing a beard was the perfect solution to prevent that embassassment.

The trick now, though, was to get his refund for the CleanScreen suite, and teach NetWebDriver solutions a short sharp lesson. And Hughie Hundruck was just the man to do it.

But first of all he’d need a Binky.