The sign on our door read, E. Bunny & H. Dumpty, Private Detective Agency
The facts were these. The teeth were missing from under the pillows of children all over town. Jezeldalyne, The Tooth Fairy, explained when she came into my office.

She said, “Mister E. Bunny, I’m desperate, you see the teeth were gone when I got there. I’m being sued for not placing any money under the pillows. I need you to find who stole those teeth, and ruined my reputation in the community.”
Easter was a month away, and well, I only worked that one day of the year, so this job was more lucrative.
My partner, H. Dumpty, was out on a case of a missing person.. err Leprechaun, who stole a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.
So the little Irish elf was missing and so were teeth all over town. I read the Philadelphia Inquirer and discovered all of the stolen teeth were gold.

I thought aha, a suspect. Easiest case I ever solved.
Now to find that elusive Green goblin and get paid so I could get to work painting eggs.