Shiny! You went exactly where my mind wanted to when I hit the 1024 char limit :-)

I wub yoo

I like it, though it might have done with a bit more description of the scene. I did like the teacher’s casual approach to it all, as if this sort of boo-boo happens all the time at their school.
LoA

* ducks *
omg he’s trying it again! everybody run!