I knew it wasn’t going well when my laptop spat back the message “Certificate Rejected”.

Who the hell had logged into my account and changed my certificate? Why would anyone bother trying to hack an outdated and outmoded hacker like myself.

I could have kept up with these kids 15 years ago but now I was only two months into learning everything again.

A decade and a half in hell will do that too you.

There wasn’t much to find on this particular account – I wonder if it was just some script kiddies or if they changed my cert as a warning. A warning for what?