Me: So, will you do it?
The girls sighed and looked at each other.
Me: What?
CC: You’re not getting attached again are you?
Me: Are you kidding me?! No way! I just want to know if he’s actually desperate enough to do it.
Kitty: Curiosity killed the cat
Me: Easy for you to say.
Froggy: More ironic, actually,
Me: Oh honestly froggy! seriously guys, will you?
They looked at each other again.
Kitty: Ok, but on one condition.
Me: What?
Kitty: That you promise you won’t go out with him as a result of this.
Me: Trust me, that’s not going to happen.
Kitty:And…
Me: That’s two conditions.
Kitty: Not the point, AND , you have to pay for the bagels.
Me: What!?
Kitty: Do you still want to do this?
Me (sarcastically): You guys are such great friends.
Kitty: Fine, you don’t have to pay for the bagels. But I still don’t like this.
Me: Come one, just like you said, I’m really just curious.
Froggy (thoughtfully): You know, he’s may be an asshole, but he really knows you.