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That crazy gorilla isn't real!!!!

ahhhhhh….....the jungle!!!!!! such a beautiful place filled with nature…..many different animals…..exotic fruits…..trees that just go straight to the heavens…..and gorillas!!!!and everyone’s fave: MONKEYS !!!!!!!!!!that gorilla seems to be enjoying whatever he’s eating…..he seems so content…...without a care in the world….....Wait a second. Those eyes look so fake! as if they were just glued on…..OMG!!!!!this is just a cardboard cutout advertisement for another dumd stupid kids’ jungle movie-a movie that may have no plot line whatsoever-a movie that is so bad-it had to be put on DVD because if it was shown at the movie theaters the movie theaters and all their employees would lose all their money. MOVIES THAT ARE NOT EVEN IN MOVIE THEATERS ARE SO DUMB AND STUPID THEY GET PUT ON DVD !(USUALLY OVERPRICED AT $30!!!!!!) .........yup. this cardboard cutout’s locked in the “concrete dungeon” known as wal-mart.

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