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Dear Mister

Dear Mister,
I warned you. I warned you and I warned you and I warned you. But do you ever listen to me? Noo I don’t think so. No feeding the sharks. Now look at you. Your a freakin vegtable now. Sometime I wonder if your mother dropped you on your head when you were little. That is the only explanation I can think of. Mister I’m also sorry to say we cannot be held responsible for you injuries. We don’t pay for stupidity. I hope this is a lesson to you. I can’t tell you how disappointed I am. Wow. Mister I don’t even know how to put it in words how stupid you are.

Sincerely,
Shark

P.S You were deee-lish

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