I don’t know how the Hell this happened, or why it had to be me. That blonde idiot could have chosen any guy in the world, and she takes mine! Not that I don’t love him, but Yuri isn’t exactly a first pick. His eyes are too small, his feet too big, and he’s a little on the short side, but Ashley couldn’t let me keep the one thing in my world that keeps me happy. This is one of those classic Halloween stories in which one girl is really embarassed while the other tries to take her guy, but in this story, the girl does get the guy. The embarasser defeats the embarassee, and I got the short end of the stick. And, the worst part is, Ashley is my mom.