“My pet giraffe ate my homework!”

Al-”A likely story…like you even have a pet giraffe!”

“Well, i forgot to feed it yesterday morning. It must have been hungry…and so i guess it ate my science notecards. You want proof?? I decided to look through its poop. No notecards in sight.”

Now have you ever seen a beautiful garden?? You may ask the owners how they make it so nice. They say this and that, but the true reason lies in the manure. Cow dung is good, but the quality stuff comes from giraffes.

“I sold the poop. I got a nice profit too. So i guess all that’s left of my homework is this nice Ben Franklin. I hope it will suffice”

wink wink