“Tramp!”

“Hey you’re the one who told me to date him.”

“I didn’t want you to date him, I just said he had a nice butt.”

“Yeah, and then you suggested I go get his number.”

“But when was the last time you actually did go get a guy’s number, hmm??”

“This one had a cute butt.”

“And you slept with him.”

“He had a cute butt!”

“God, I can’t believe you’re acting like that!”

“Acting like what? It’s not like I’m the only one of us who’s done something like this.”

“Dr. Richardson did not count! He was..simply helping me out with those medical expenses.”

“And how is that not trampish? Sleeping with a guy for financial gain?”

“It’s not like that was the only reason, he had those eyes. And oh! His fingers were so…doctorly!”

“Doctorly? Oh spare me. I’m not a tramp, dear.”

“Then why did you sleep with him?”

“You’re just jealous.”

“Ha! He’s old enough to be your father, mom!”

“Oh stop, he’s not that old. And he has a cute butt.”