I'm a dick
Yes. Yes. That’s Wil Wheaton! Just sitting there eating a burrito.
Wow. I could actually go up to him and tell him I love his blog. I could even ask for his autograph.
Should I mention how much I liked him on Star Trek, or will he think that’s too gay.
Oh God. he just slopped sauce on his shirt. I don’ think he noticed. Maybe I should go up to him and tell him. But… what would I say? Maybe: “Hello there, Mr. Wheaton. I’m an old fan of yours and I just happened to notice you there slopping burrito sauce all over that cool T-Shirt. Can I have you autograph?”
I’m a dick.