That has to be the funniest thing I’ve read in a while!

lol, his wife is immortal too?
I liked that Ted is reading his own eulogy.

Excellent addition to this series.
“Police will have more information when he recovers some time late Tuesday afternoon”
priceless line!

I’m glad you all enjoyed it. I had a great time writing it. :D

lmao! this is the best! the last line is a killer! haha! He’ll be reading his own eulogy, priceless! I guess the newspaper must publish a whole lot of obituaries for him! haha!

This is so clever and funny! Bravo! giggle

Brilliant, this is hilarious. Ressure-Ted… hahahahaha…
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Hysterical,one the best in the super heroobits series.. one the most gifted writers here “W”.
every line was funny.. died again.. original and fresh.
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Great, stupendous, and super. I love the very human consequences for an inhuman ability.
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hahahaha. i needed a laugh

“Police will have more information when he recovers sometime late Tuesday afternoon.” Brilliant!