Infinitive Ways To Creep People Out in an Elevator...Continued

14. When there’s only one other person in the
elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it
wasn’t you.

15. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a
shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people
but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for
your friend. After a while, let the doors close and
say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”

18. Drop a pen and wail until someone reaches to help
pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!”

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in
the lift.

20. Pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don’t exist.

22. Call out “Group hug” then enforce it.

23. Listen to your iPod and start randomly singing parts of the song awfully.

24. Cross your hands around your chest and face the wall so that it looks like you are making out with someone.

Hope you got a good laugh! Sequel, if you wish.

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