Ninja…..squirrels….

I think you just a) broke my brain, and b) won the prize for Most Awesome Concept Ever. With the possible exception of zombie cheerleaders.

I started writing this for Jeff Vandermeer’s Pirates anthology, but I’m far too lazy to finish anything. Seemed a shame to leave the Most Awesome Concept That I’m Ever Going To Come Up With languishing on my hard drive, so here it is, for anyone to have fun with.