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Gregarious, yet sneaky

Being gregarious is a canine female. People keep wondering what’s in it for you, and if you say: “that’s nothing, I’m just being gregarious”, they go xenophobe on you and duck before you Chakaram them or something.
Gregory, on the other hand, was a sneaky little gregarious bastard: he knew how to seek and enjoy the company of others while pretending to stumble upon it and suffer.

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