Hot MAILMAN silly
Not HOTMAIL man, you goof.
I like real people

Hot MailMan, went away.
What will I do with out you
Oh, Hot mailman… sad.

Hot Mailman is gone
Since then, all has gone awry
Where is my package?

No mailman today
Christopher Columbus, why?
Conquistidor Jerk.

A week of haiku
Will it bring hot mailman back?
How about my package?

Mail Truck on the Road
Are you hiding hot mail man?
Will I stop to look?

I got my package!
Did hot mail man deliver?
It was U.P.S.

Hot postman is back
Christmas break, Halleluia!
What should I mail now?

Christmas Card with baby
Hot Mailman has a family
Adore from afar?

What! New mailman here?
but? where? how? what? is this one hot?
he is kind of cute.