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The beginning of the Useless Encyclopedia

”...Use…less…Ency…clo…pedia” I typed in. I typed more:

Entry 1-
When your mother says your full name, you’re in trouble.

Entry 2-
Most people are attracted to taller people in general.

Entry 3-
There’s enough plastic produced each year th

—an IM had popped up on my computer screen. I scanned it with glazed, glassy eyes.

Unknown1: yOu BeTtEr KeEp wRiTiNg
DisturbedYouth: who types like that?
Unknown1: yOu’Re gOiNg tO nEeD tHat iNfOrMaTiOn

I clicked the “X” on the box, and the conversation disappeared. I continued to add to my encylclopedia:

Entry 4-
Your hand is exactly 2/3 the size of your foot.

Entry 5-
Peanut butter never spoils.

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