This is really hilarious, and a strong hook (no pun intended, don’t you hate it when people say “no pun intended” when they obviously intended the pun and want to make sure you noticed it?) to what sounds like the beginning of a really fun adventure. I’ll be looking to read more…

Laughed out loud at the French accent. I love to fish, so this resonated with me, talking fish taunting the leetle buee…. too funny
LoA