Mike grabbed the shampoo in his left hand, using it as a microphone for a rather loud and off-key version of ‘Dead or Alive’ by Bon Jovi.

“Cause I’m wanted! Yeah! Dead or allllive.”

Suzanne smiled evilly to herself and grabbed the camera she had strategically placed on the nightstand. She crept into the bathroom as she heard Mike starting to squeeze the bottle of tea tree shampoo.

“What tha hell? Suzee! I think there is something wrong with this stuff!”

Suzanne quickly pulled back the shower curtain to see Mike covered in a sweet smelling and brown sticky substance.

“It’s molasses dear. Your day is only going to get better from here.”

She pushed the button on the digital camera, capturing a very dirty, surprised and shocked husband.

Suzanne’s smile only grew wider as she previewed the image. “Oh this is going to look great on my blog.”

Without another word she left the room only to hear an agitated scream behind her.

“Oh come on! Suzanne!!!”