Edgar Allan Polar Bear (aka eAPB) was having a good day. Not that you could tell. Polar bears can’t really make facial expressions. That’s how Edgar makes a living. He plays poker.

Today eAPB has won. Big time. He doesn’t even know what to buy with that much. He already owns a pool the size of a small airport. He also owns a small airport. With the money he won today, he could buy a large airport, but who wants to live near one?

His wife doesn’t wear fur. Can’t blame her. Lately she’s into this raw fish trend. Also does underwater vipasana. They don’t sell underwater vipasana gear anywhere. He’s already checked. Never mind. At least she’s off coke now.

“I know”, he said to himself all of the sudden, while a light bulb appeared above his head (which is a good thing, since his face looked just the same). “I’ll donate it to charity”, he continued.

That made eAPB feel good. Not that you’d notice.