This is a bit of a weird one, I’m not even sure what to make of it and I wrote it. I think I just wanted to get across my like of cheese and dislike of living statues in one go.

I like living statues OK, but not as much as cheese. Your characters are right, cheese is divine.
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Very funny stuff, especially with the quick return to the cheese. I got lost a few times, I think cause both characters talk in the same paragraph (conventionally a new person talking means making a new paragraph—not that we have to stick with convention by any means).
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