UGG wakes up late for work, he had a crazy dream. He was on a boat with Elisabeth. Long story short the made love. He didn’t want to wake up from it. He had never felt so wonderful, all was perfect. Not even in a dream was life ever that great. Now it’s time for the REAL , even with the knowledge that she’ll be at work with a great smile and small clothing, today more than likely was going to suck.

“My shower smells” UGG thinks. Showers need a bath more often than he thinks.

“I don’t like my name” UGG thinks, maybe I should use a different name.

“Everyone calls me Michael” UGG laughs, who was going to tell her different? Getting rid of his name was just a start, later today after not talking to Elisabeth, he’s going to join a gym.