1. Men demand sex, money, and control of the TV.
Dogs just want a belly scratch

2. Dogs look GOOD with lots of hair.

3. Dogs miss you when you leave home.

4. No matter what you do,your dog will love you.

5. Dogs don’t cheat on you

6. Dogs don’t take up all the space on the bed

7. Man: * YOU . YOURE SO ING *....
Dog: Woof