Los Angeles, CA – Supervillain Aaron “Sadistic Mystic” Harrison, leader of the Mystic Coalition of Evil, was found dead in his secret base late Monday evening. Cause of death at this time is not known.

“This is terrible!” long-time lackey Toothless Jim was quoted as saying. “Who the hell is going to sign my paycheque?!”

Rex Hamilton, Head of Faceless Minion Acquisition for the MCE , issued this statement. “Yup. He’s dead. We’re just off to forge… I mean… ‘validate’ his will, after which we will be holding a celeb… uh… funeral.”

The MCE is expected to bury Harrison in a shallow grave near a very large rats nest.