Disturbed Youth's Useless Encyclopedia
Entry 36-
squirrels have disporpotionately large brains but are rather idiotoc
Entry 37-
lightning is 4 times more likely to strike men then women
Entry 38-
MUMMIFICATION UPDATE : to get the brain out of the body, they would stick a white hot poker up the nose, scramble it around to pulp the brain, and then they would pull it out through the nostrils
Entry 39-
Shakespeare’s wife, Anne Hathoway (i know, i know), killed herself after he died
Entry 40-
If you are to survive in the Universe, you must always know where your towel is