Disturbed Youth's Useless Encyclopedia

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squirrels have disporpotionately large brains but are rather idiotoc

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lightning is 4 times more likely to strike men then women

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MUMMIFICATION UPDATE : to get the brain out of the body, they would stick a white hot poker up the nose, scramble it around to pulp the brain, and then they would pull it out through the nostrils

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Shakespeare’s wife, Anne Hathoway (i know, i know), killed herself after he died

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If you are to survive in the Universe, you must always know where your towel is

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