“You mean he actually fainted?”

“Yes.”

“Shoot, this is, this is…I think I’ll bust a gut laughing.”

“That is very insensitive of you, Johnny.”

“Hey, I can’t help it if some GUY walks up to my painting of a mirror and thinks it’s actually, well, a MIRROR and the shock of not seeing his reflection in there just about kills him.”

“Well, STILL .”