lol. Poor girl. Very nicely written. As also, just so you know, it’s “bagel,” not “beagle.” I only correct you because a beagle is a breed of dog, and therefore could lead to some confusion.
LoA

i thought i was spelling it wrong…damn spell check

Beagles, ha. It probably didn’t do anything becaus “beagle” is a dog. I thought you knew that?!