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Shakespeare Academy

Poise was worse then Chinese Water Torture! Not to mention i was stuck with Horn Boy for my partner for the first half of the class for proper sitting technique! I mean seriously, the kid has HORNS ! Not only that but he seems obsessed with bicycles. weirdo. Not to mention that his name is Robin Goodfellow. What kind of name is that?

Anyways, in Poise for that last 10 minutes of class, we learned the Art of Walking! OOOHHHHHHHH !!!! exciting! We walked slowly around the room with books on our heads as Mistress Montague placed different reading books on our desks. She says its for education in the written language. Whatever. When i got to my desk i found out i was supposed to read Pride & Prejudice. goody.

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