There’s nothing better than leather pants. Unless they are too small and you are in a hot environment.
My best guyfriend bought a tight pair of leather pants to impress one of his co-workers. I know what you are thinking, ‘What an idiot!’ Turns out, through some small miracle, she liked them! She invited him over for a movie at her house that night. He was so busy that day at work that he didn’t have any time to change and ended up going to her house, with the incredible leather pants.
The movie was a funny movie and he ended up laughing so much that he almost peed in his pants. He ran to the bathroom. After everything happened in there, he went to pull up his pants and couldn’t. He was terrified! He decided to put some cream on to make them more slippery and easier to pull up.
After about ten minutes in the bathroom Angela, the girl, started to worry. ‘Hey Mikey, you have been in there for a long time, are you coming out?’
(If this sounds at all familiar, it was inspired by the show F.R.I.E.N.D.S.)