FROM THE DESK OF Kingsley Kingston

Matt,

Your phone bill is $345, please stop calling that prostitute phone service in the Phillipines.

I got a letter from Amberly today, she’s coming here! Is there any way we could possibly move before she arrives? Just a thought. I just don’t know what to do. Oh yeah, and if you get any weird calls from a drunken woman, or the police show up looking for a runaway, act like you don’t know anything…maybe you should destroy this note after you read it…

Oh yeah, and we’re out of milk.

- Kingsley