Gabe walked quickly past the huge boulder hidden behind the trees. Out of nowhere leaped a dude in barely covering loincloith and hair like sheeps wool.

He was beautiful, and Gabe’s happy place was feeling very happy. Suddenly a hand grabbed Gabe’s , and a heavenly voice whispered sexily, ‘Come here, holy motherfucker’.

Gabe didnt need telling twice, he went where the strange man led, and noticed that there were weirdly one set of footprints in the sand.

Then he was being bent over, and loin cloth was on the ground, and long prayer-conditioned fingers were probing inside him. “jesus christ!’ he gasped out in pleasure.

‘Yea, say my name.’ the stranger replied.

And with just that, Gabe came all over that man from Galille. And it was a glorious come, so glorious the angels started sing ‘Halelujah’.

But then Gabe had to run before Mary Magdelene came and caught them, cuz y’know, his lover hadnt come out of the closet yet.

The End